Canoeing on the Budhi Rapti River

Canoeing on the Budhi Rapti River

31. May 2018 0 By

As soon as we arri­ve in the natio­nal park, we alre­a­dy start our adven­ture. Today it should be a canoe trip with a tra­di­tio­nal woo­den boat, which is not much big­ger than a pea­nut. In prin­ci­ple, it’s always a good idea when cro­co­di­les are wai­ting for fal­ling food on the riverbank.

In the after­noon we start with our Swiss fri­ends in a mini­van towards the river and ever­yo­ne is hap­py and cheerful. But when we arri­ve at the sce­ne, the mood chan­ges abrupt­ly, becau­se about 600 Chi­ne­se have arri­ved with us. By the way, the­re are Chi­ne­se in exact­ly 2 cate­go­ries: Loud and extra loud. So not at all what the Euro­peans ima­gi­ne a com­for­ta­ble canoe trip. We are more of a „silent and enjoy“ type.

For a while we stand at the river bank hoping that the Chi­ne­se will soon set sail and we will have our peace. Unfort­u­na­te­ly our hopes are in vain, becau­se soon a who­le coach full of com­mu­nist fri­ends will appear at the jet­ty. To make mat­ters worse, they are no quie­ter than their col­le­agues, who hop­eful­ly will soon lea­ve the river bank.

Glim­mer of hope num­ber two comes up: May­be we will only get one boat for the five of us, after all, we have boo­ked indi­vi­du­al tou­rism, so I expect Euro­pean peace! And final­ly you have to be lucky some­time! But that is not the case eit­her. Unfort­u­na­te­ly, too many peo­p­le are wai­ting for their canoe trip on the shore today, so we have to share a boat with other peo­p­le, whe­ther we like it or not. At least in our boat, Euro­pe wins over Chi­na, becau­se all the Chi­ne­se are silent to the point, which is pro­ba­b­ly becau­se I look at all the pas­sen­gers with punish­ment before­hand and I am pre­pared to throw ever­yo­ne to the cro­co­di­les at the sligh­test noise.

Unfort­u­na­te­ly, the noi­se level in the nuts­hell in front of us is so high that it is pro­ba­b­ly enough to sca­re away every ani­mal 100 kilo­me­t­res away. Mean­while, Ger­ma­ny and Switz­er­land are on the ver­ge of beco­ming allies and start­ing a naval war with Chi­na. In any case, I have alre­a­dy unpa­cked my can­non in the form of a cor­re­spon­ding facial expres­si­on. When we final­ly over­ta­ke the Chi­ne­se par­ty boat and a lady in a con­e­flower points her came­ra at me to pro­ba­b­ly pho­to­graph my long nose, I serious­ly won­der if I will soon beco­me famous in Chi­na. I don’t think anyone’s ever seen such an evil-loo­king Ger­man there!

When we final­ly over­hau­led the par­ty boat, I am almost sur­pri­sed that we were not shot at with con­fet­ti guns. To our gre­at joy the­re is now won­derful silence! We can enjoy our river crui­se in peace and quiet and are reward­ed with lots of cro­co­di­les lying eit­her on the shore and pro­ba­b­ly wai­ting for loud Chi­ne­se as a wel­co­me evening meal or we see them swim­ming just a few meters away from our boat. Only thanks to our gui­de, who real­ly has a good eye, one can reco­g­ni­se them. If you don’t look clo­se­ly, you can quick­ly con­fu­se the head loo­king out of the water with the vege­ta­bles that are swim­ming around here.

On the shore we see beau­tiful King­fi­sher birds in shi­ning blue and from time to time also a bee-eater. Won­derful! I could keep dri­ving like this for hours.

When we also see maca­ques run­ning around on a washed branch on the shore, I could sque­al with joy. So cute the litt­le ones! Much too fast the boat tour is over and we arri­ve at the stop. The Swiss think: Let’s start again from the begin­ning and then in noi­se­l­ess­ly. They’­re right!

Con­ti­nue: Safa­ri in Chitt­wan Natio­nal Park